February 2012
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WTF
I’m in class right now and we’re watching a 20/20 clip about gender and sexuality. For some goddamn reason, they have Jenny McCarthy on as a commentator about women and sex.
Oh great! The expert on apparently everything, Jenny McCarthy is here to tell us all the answers!
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Texas just cut funding for the reproductive health... →
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Reproductive rights are being dismantled at an alarming rate here in Texas. Can Amy Poehler do a segment about that on SNL? Can Jon Stewart do one on the Daily Show? Can we get some national media coverage of this? PLEASE!
Unless some last-minute agreement is brokered, the program, which receives $9 in federal...
Miss Worded's Guide to Etiquette
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My husband is so courteous. He makes sure to ask if my cell is face down and away from prying eyes before he sends me filthy texts. Remember kids: don’t send a cock shot without taking precautions!
Thoughtful and considerate.
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CNN GOP Debate tonight!
cognitivedissonance:
Oh yes. It’s the maybe-last GOP debate, and the final debate before Super Tuesday. And I’m live tweeting it. The fuckery starts at 8 PM EST, 6 PM MST. Want to watch it online? Here’s the livestream link.
I will bet money Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich wear ashes tonight. Maybe $10k? Any takers?
Follow me on Twitter: @meglanker
Ok I guess I’ll have to watch...
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Weird dreams
I had them last night.
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persephonemag:
Science News Roundup: 2/22/12
From the article:
(BBC News) A new class of planet whose mass is largely composed of water has been discovered. Exoplanet GJ 1214b has a diameter 2.7 times that of the Earth and weighs approximately seven times as much. It orbits a red dwarf star at a distance of about 200 million km, about the same distance as Mars’ closest approach to our...
Watching Pride and Prejudice with my best friend
and we get to the dance scene in the beginning. You know, this one:
and I say, “I kind of wish there were still dances like this.” And she says, “Yep. Now, it’s just people grinding on each other.”
That immediately provoked an image of people in period dress freak dancing, of course.
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scottishrose1028:
wannabebritish:
jennytrpig replied to your post: Wait… why are people saying the new Robsten picture is fake???
Fake! thetruthaboutrob-sten.b…
OMG OMG FUCK THE HATERS BECAUSE WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PICTURE!!!!
That picture is NOT fake AND IT’S NEW BECAUSE HE HAS THE HAIRCUT!!
It’s been so long since a new picture that this is legit like porn to me...
This is for all the girls,
boehnertroll:
rosemm:
This is for all the girls that are real.
I’m proud to not be a fake whore.
Sorry bitches, but I like being myself.
Do you not realize that going to a tanning booth CLEARLY raises your chance of getting cancer? Plus you’ll look extra wrinkly as an old person. I’d rather just lay out in the sun on a nice summer day than feel claustrophobic in a little tanning bed. Ugh,...
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Should be doing homework
scottishrose1028:
faded-as-my-jeans:
but am unfriending people on Facebook instead.
And why does Pintrest make you follow stuff you didn’t want to? I keep seeing these posts about parenting and Jesus and it’s like no.
I hope you still love me!!! ;-)
Not you, silly. Never you.
Something I've noticed since being in college....
hermione-ganja:
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jhameia:
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And you know what? Not even a big discovery. They are the typical people affected by the Dunning–Kruger effect. So used to having their asses kissed.
Story of my life.
Mmhmmm. And university. And grad school.
Aaaand jobs and internet and friend outing and blaaargh
Pretty much everywhere
I don’t really want to...
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Should be doing homework
but am unfriending people on Facebook instead.
And why does Pintrest make you follow stuff you didn’t want to? I keep seeing these posts about parenting and Jesus and it’s like no.
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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“How do you become a mom if you are into birth control?”
– RUSH LIMBAUGH, posing a rhetorical question as only a white male conservative can, in radio remarks broadcast on the Fox News Channel.
Here’s a question, Rush: What the fuck gives men the alleged right to ask such stupid fucking questions?
(via inothernews)
I can’t even with this bullshit.
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Rain boots
It’s been raining for like 2 weeks straight here, so I finally caved and bought some galoshes a few days ago for when I take Gator outside. Due to my height-challenged state, they come up to my knees so I feel weird when I wear them outside with shorts.
Anyway, I’ve been pronouncing it like “ga-lashe-ees” (kind of like the breakfast pastry kolaches, but with a g) because I...
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PSA: Lush Lip Scrub
This was in one of the Christmas gift boxes that went on clearance in January, and I was pretty excited because I’ve always wanted to try this stuff. I’m already addicted to lip balm and now this stuff too. I carry the little jar in my purse (when I remember to anyway) and you only need to use an extremely tiny bit every time, so this $8.00 jar will last a very long time.
I love...
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