As Faded As My Jeans
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

feelinghellastabby:



I can only assume this dude sends these out in the hundreds, desperately hoping for one woman, any woman, to take him up on his offer.

I’m sure Stabby is just crying in her pillow every night over that 8 inches, right? 
What a deludinoid.

ipomoeaandthestarstealers:

feelinghellastabby:

I can only assume this dude sends these out in the hundreds, desperately hoping for one woman, any woman, to take him up on his offer.

I’m sure Stabby is just crying in her pillow every night over that 8 inches, right? 

What a deludinoid.

  1. ipsadixit said: well, what can you expect from someone with usc in their name?
  2. babywipesenthusiast said: Oh no. Seems like you really missed out on a good one there. Gross.
  3. faded-as-my-jeans reblogged this from ipomoeaandthestarstealers and added:
    I’m sure Stabby is just crying in her pillow every night over that 8 inches, right? What a deludinoid.
  4. ipomoeaandthestarstealers reblogged this from feelinghellastabby and added:
    I can only assume this dude sends these out in the hundreds, desperately hoping for one woman, any woman, to take him up...
  5. atomss said: I can’t even with these fucking idiots
  6. vanboobsenstein said: “ooh baby, come on over and stab my cervix!”
  7. some-disgraced-cosmonaut replied:
  8. thedisgruntledgradstudent said: These are the reasons I will not use online dating services. I cannot handle another thing that gives me a ragestroke.
  9. pianistguitaristsinger reblogged this from feelinghellastabby
  10. lonelywerewolfgirl said: Oh my god. Ugh.
  11. feelinghellastabby posted this